The Minty Cupcake

panskeletor:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

No but you don’t understand, this movie is recognized throughout the medievalist community to be an excellent representation of Chretien de Troyes “The Story of the Grail.” The dialogue alone is almost identical.

"It was I, my kind friend, who hoped to get tidings from you, and here you are asking me questions. I will tell you: this is my lance.”

“And do you throw it the same as I throw my javelins?”

“Not at all, my young friend, how foolish you are! You strike from close range.”

“Then even one of these three javelins, that you see, is better than that. I can kill whatever I wish, birds or beasts, whatever I need, and I kill from as far away as you would shoot a longbow.”

“I don’t care, young man!” said the knight, “Answer my question about the knights, tell me if you know where they are. And have you seen the maidens?”

The boy moved close to the shield, grabbed it, and asked bluntly, “And what could this be? What is it used for?”

And the best part is, Chretien never finished his story, there’s all this crazy shit going on and it just randomly ends. So instead of doing what other writers have done, and attempted to finish the tale, Monty Python said “fuck it, we’re just going to cut it off!”

undeceased:

German Shepherd Dog painted in time for Halloween. (x)

colbyblogs:

colbyblogs:

unclefather:

goodbye human

wasn’t there a jimmy neutron episode about alien pants

yes

yes there was

colbyblogs:

colbyblogs:

unclefather:

goodbye human

wasn’t there a jimmy neutron episode about alien pants

yes

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yes there was

thecrimsonalchemist:

thecrimsonalchemist:

apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world

what are they harvesting?????

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sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

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shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

pokemoncap:

good.

cybermensch:

bogsaint:

in the new fairly oddparents movie

timmy turner dies

and becomes a fairy

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